Despite his pallid complexion, there’s nothing that Jack White touches that doesn’t turn to musical gold. Well, almost nothing.

White’s performance of “Love Interruption” and “Sixteen Saltines” on Saturday Night Live this weekend were full of inspired swagger and made us even more excited for the release of his solo album, Blunderbuss, on April 24th.

White could ostensibly be blues-rock’s most-perfect pale specimen in popular culture.

Except, with the announcement of Insane Clown Posse‘s newest social media venture a/k/a Facebook for Juggalos, we were reminded that sometime last year, the near-perfect White produced a Mozart-infused sex-centric track the makeup-wearing group.

Love Interruption

“Sixteen Saltines”

Even though the Juggalos were classified as a criminal gang by the FBI last year, Insane Clown Posse still thinks it’s a great idea to give their fans, (“a concern to law enforcement,”) someplace to gather on the world wide web called Juggalobook.com.

Sounds dangerous.

Speaking of which, here’s a snippet from White’s track with Insane Clown Posse called “Leck Mich Im Arsch.” Despite the German title, we bet if you repeat it over to yourself, you’ll get the point of the song.

We still love you Jack White. Unless we catch you on Juggalobook.com. Then you are fired.

[Source: Prefix Mag, Paste Magazine, Huffington Post]