x-1

Guys, Are You Ready For The Mankini?

View Comments
borat mankini getty images Guys, Are You Ready For The Mankini?

Not Lin Brehmer.  Getty Image

Guys, your moment has arrived. The men’s collections are going down the catwalks of New York Fashion Week, and even the Oxford English Dictionary is taking note.  The mankini’s time is now.

This morning’s Wall Street Journal reports on the nexus where fashion meets lexicon: the industry that comes up with fun new ways to describe what we’re wearing is adding “man” or “bro” to their efforts to spiff up the dudes.

Item One: The mankini.

 Guys, Are You Ready For The Mankini?

Still not Lin Brehmer. Photo: Paperblog

Alexander McQueen and Emporio Armani are seeing guys in mankinis this season. What will they wear under their carefully distressed t’s and jeans? Manties. Manx. Man girdles.

 Guys, Are You Ready For The Mankini?

Nope.

And what’s a fashionable fellow going to wear on his feet? The Commander in Chief got a fair amount of guff for his mandals.

 Guys, Are You Ready For The Mankini?

President Obama. In his mandals.

The president has people for schlepping his Blackberry and mints. Where’s a regular guy going to stash his necessaries? In his murse, of course. Manbags got such a bad rap in the 1970s, and they’re not exactly sounding better in the ’10s when people call them … wait a minute. Is that George Clooney?

george clooney manbag Guys, Are You Ready For The Mankini?

Still not Lin Brehmer.


Connect with XRT on Facebook

Download Free MP3s

Listen To Full Albums

View Comments
  • Ken Erickson

    This is scary. I think I need therapy now…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1348052561 Pmary Novak

    “mankini” was a reoccuring character on E! “the soup” with joel Mchale…… that’s the same suit sasha barron coen was wearing in his movie, as his “borat” charatcer LOL!!!

blog comments powered by Disqus
Listen Live!

Follow WXRT

Like us on foursquare

Latest Tweets

RSS Giveaways This Week

  • Win a foursome in the XRT Golf Outing!
    Are you king of the links? Want to test your stuff against Lin Brehmer and other XRT jocks? Enter below and you could find yourself hosting a foursome at the 93XRT Golf Outing, Wednesday, June […]
  • Join Hankook Tire To Reel In The Next Big Catch
    Join Hankook tire to reel in the next great catch! Click here to go to www.TirePrize.com and enter for your chance to win the ultimate fishing excursion in Puerto Rico!
  • Win Free Tickets To The Rolling Stones In Chicago!
    The Rolling Stones are back! The “50 and Counting” Tour comes to Chicago on Monday, June 3 at United Center! Tickets are still available for the 3 night engagement through Ticketmaster. Enter below for your chance to win a […]

Music Videos

Rattlesnake
Way Of The Eagle
VEVO
Rattlesnake (Trailer)
Way Of The Eagle
VEVO
Discovery (Trailer)
Empire Of The Sun
VEVO
One Little River
Clare Bowditch
VEVO
Get Weird (Explicit)
Fake Shark Real Zombie
VEVO
Paint It Gold
Fake Shark Real Zombie
VEVO
Young & Lazy
The Matinée
VEVO
I Can't Get Tomorrow
White Ash Falls
VEVO
Escape Artist
The Zolas
VEVO
When We Fell
Hot As Sun
VEVO
Entertainment
Phoenix
VEVO
The Bait
Electric Guest
VEVO
Handshake
Two Door Cinema Club
VEVO